Nude Pictures of Celebrities - Sex, sex, sex

     I slept late this morning, recovering from yesterday's 4.5 mile run.  Let me qualify that.  According to a fellow exerciser, the speed at which I run (usually 11.7 minutes per mile) cannot be termed running, it must be termed jogging.  He even had the audacity to ask me later in the conversation what I do for cardio.  I should have asked him what he does for brain cells. 
     At 53, I am trying to delay aging effects, and I'm not sure how well it's going.  I think when one sits and can play with rolls of fat on one's abdomen, it's probably a bad thing.  And going into Nordstrom and asking for Spanx that goes from neck to knee is also not a good sign (by the way, they have it and if you can tolerate sweating as you get in and out of it, it works very well).  I used to have a nice waist and then menopause hit and well why didn't other women warn me of this plague?
     About two months ago, I called my dermatologist to schedule a yearly cancer check as well as a long- overdue appointment for Botox.  The first available appointment was for a month from now.  My thought was, what if this was an emergency, and my wrinkles were developing at an out-of-control rate.  Could I really wait?  It didn't make sense that the appointment was so far in the future, when I had easily obtained appointments for Botox in the past, and then I realized that the receptionist evidently was thinking primarily of my cancer checkup.The Botox is paid for in cash, but the 10 minute cancer check is paid in part by insurance and that, I believe, is why I have to wait.  I'll bet if I called back tomorrow and scheduled two separate appointments, I could get in for my Botox immediately.  Hmmm.
     Edward, the hubby, has not interrupted me while I'm writing this.  He's doing something much more disturbing.  He's sitting in a chair staring off into space.  Oh God.
     Now, you're probably wondering about the title of this post, "Nude Pictures of Celebrities - Sex, sex, sex".  I did that just to get you to read my blog.  Remember now, I have very deep seated narcissistic needs, and I'll do whatever I can to fulfill them.